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Moronic instructions

On a hairdryer:
'Do not use while sleeping.'

On a bag of chips:
`You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.'

On a bar of soap:
'Directions: use like regular soap.'

On some frozen dinners:
'Serving suggestion: defrost.'

On a hotel-provided shower cap in a box:
'Fits one head.'

On packaged Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom of the box):
'Do not turn upside down.'

On packaged Bread Pudding:
'Product will be hot after heating.'

On packaging for an iron:
'Do not iron clothes on body.'

On children's cough medicine:
'Do not drive car or operate machinery.'

On sleep aid:
'Warning: may cause drowsiness.'

On a string of Chinese-made Christmas lights:
'For indoor or outdoor use only.'

On peanuts:
'Warning: contains nuts.'

On a packet of nuts:
'Instructions: open packet, eat nuts.'

On a Swedish chainsaw:
'Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals.'

On a child's Superman costume:
'Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly.'

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