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Johnny's Weekend
Little Johnny returns from school after the weekend. "Now kids. Who wants to tell me what they got up to on the weekend?" asks the teacher. Little Johnny puts his hand up, but the teacher knows that Johnny can't refrain from swearing, so she ignores him. Tina has her hand up so the teahcer says "Yes Tina. What did you do on the weekend?" "Well Miss. I went over my fwends house, and we played Barbies and had midnight snacks and stuff", replies Tina. "That sounds great," replies the teacher. "Who else is going to tell me what they did on the weekend?" Little Johnny has his hand up. "No Johnny," replies the teacher. "You swear to much." "Damn you," says Johnny. The teacher sees that Sean has his hand up. "Yes Sean," She says. "WHat did you do on the weekend?" "Wellll miss," he says. "I went to my Brothers and we played G.I. Joes and stuff." "Anybody else?" she asks. She sees that Johnny still has his hand up. "Okay Johnny," she says. "As long as you promise not to swear." "ok." "Well tell the class what you did then," says the teacher. "I went to my dads Miss," he says. "So far so good," says the teacher. "We went fishing," Says Johnny. " and we found and caught some toads." "Sounds interesting." Says the teacher. "Then we shoved fire-crackers up their arses." "RECTUM Johnny. RECTUM!" says the teacher. "RECTUM MISS?" Johnny yelled. "WE BLEW THE FUCK OUTTA THEM!" THE END 
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