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Staff Of Life
One day a Priest and a Nun were riding in the desert on a camel, heading toward a masque deep within the desert. About 3 hours into the trip the Camel tripped and almost fell. The Nun asked what happened and the priest said, “Well He must be tired.” About another 15 minutes the camel fell to the ground straddle legged and breathed his last breath. Whereupon the Nun said, “Oh my… What will we do father? I mean we cannot go back and it is still to far to walk and we have little water left…” The priest said, well it looks as though we may die here… but since we are going to die, is there anything that you always wanted to do but could not because you were a Nun? The Nun replied well what have you always wanted to do? The priest replied, I would like to see the body of a naked woman, so she undressed to comply with his last wishes… The priest was disturbed to the point where his manly hood started to get erect. Then the Nun said, “You know I have always wanted to see a naked man, so the Priest disrobed and she said Oh… My… what is that between your legs? The priest replied well it is known as the staff of life. The Nun replied, “How so?” and priest said, “Well if you were to lie down and spread your legs this staff of life will give you great pleasure and produce new life.” The Nun thought for a while and said, “No, you stick it up that camel’s ass, bring it to life and lets get the hell out of here.” 
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