three guys die and go to heaven. they get there and st. peter says..there is only one rule here in heaven dont step on the ducks.. that was hard bcz there where ducks everywhere. so the first guy steps on a duck and st.peter attaches with handcuffs the ugliest woman ever. the same happens to the second man. the third one was ery careful and a couple weeks later the most gorgeous woman get attached to him..he says " i wonder what i did to deserve getting attached to u?"