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peckerwoods
A peckerwood came down from california to visit his cousin in tennessee. They talked a while and the one from Tennessee told his cousin about the trees there that were so hard no peckerwood around could put a dent in it. The California peckerwood didn't believe his cousin and asked him to show him the tree. So the two peckerwoods went to the tree and the Tennessee peckerwood tried once again and couldn't make a dent in the Tennessee tree. So the California peckerwood flys to the top and puts holes all in the Tennessee tree. The California peckerwood told his cousin about the ones in California that were harder than that and no peckerwood around could put a whole in it. The Tennesse peckerwood insisted to fly to California to see the hard tree b/c he didn't believe no tree was harder than the one in Tennessee. They got to California and the California peckerwood flys to the top and trys again but he can't even make a dent in the tree. So the Tennessee peckerwood flys to the top and just puts holes all in the tree. You know what the moral of this story is?.... The further away from home you get the harder your pecker is. 
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