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Seeing eye dog
There were two buddies, one with a Doberman Pinscher and the other with a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman says to his friend, 'Let's go over to that restaurant and get something to eat.' The guy with the Chihuahua says, 'We can't go in there. We've got dogs with us.' The buddy with the Doberman says, 'Just follow my lead.' They walk over to the restaurant; the guy with the Doberman puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The bouncer at the door says, 'Sorry, Mac, no pets allowed.' The Doberman man says, 'You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.' The bouncer says, 'A Doberman Pinscher?' He says, 'Yes, they're using them now. They're very good and protect you from robbers too.' The man at the door says, 'Come on in.' The buddy with the Chihuahua figures, 'What the heck,' so he puts on a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. Once again the bouncer says, 'Sorry pal, no pets allowed.' The guy with the Chihuahua says, `You don't understand. This is my seeing-eye dog.' The bouncer at the door says, 'A Chihuahua?' The Chihuahua man says, 'A Chihuahua? Those bastards gave me a Chihuahua?' 
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