Aarons Jokes

 Joke in Email
Get a daily joke in your Email
It's FREE

Discount Prescription Drugs Online
Tramadol
Ortho TriCyclen
Acyclovir
Valtrex
Cialis
Levitra
Viagra
Fioricet
Ultram
Ultracet
Soma
Zithromax
Amoxicillin
Tamiflu

 Joke Search

 
 Jokes | All Jokes
Gus the pus sucker

A woman walks into a doctor's surgery with a huge boil on her arse.

The doctor squeezes it, pushes it, and then looks at the hard white pus core.

He says, 'This is too big a job for me.'

So he sends her to Gus the pus sucker.

The woman goes to Gus who looks at the bulging, red, inflamed boil festering with pus and says,

'This is no problem.'
Halfway through the operation the woman drops a mammoth fart.

Gus stops what he's doing, looks up and says,
'You know lady, it's people like you that make this job f***ing disgusting.'
Rate this joke
<<< Previous joke  Next joke >>>
joke 285  joke 287
 

 Joke Categories
100% true stories | adult | bad taste | bar | bill clinton | blonde jokes | clean | computer | dirty jokes | ethnic | kid | knock knock | lawyer | little jonny | marriage and wedding | men | one liner | redneck | religious | travel-transport | viagra | women | all other jokes

 Other Funny Sites
The Grin Room | Amazing Funny Pics & Jokes | Nu Jokes | Amazing Humor | Top Jokes | Bad Taste jokes

 

© 2000-2002 Aarons Jokes a division of ecommerce magic ltd
subscribe-unsubscribe to mailing list | site map




jokes | Bad Taste jokes | Nu Jokes site map
2008/11/23 7:27:50