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Sign in hotels
Signs from hotels and from around the world: In a Tokyo hotel: Is forbidden to steal hotel towels please. If you are not a person to do such a thing please not to read notis. In a Bucharest hotel lobby: The lift is being fixed for the next day. During that time we regret that you will be unbearable. In a Leipzig elevator: Do not enter lift backwards, and only when lit up. In a Belgrade hotel elevator: To move the cabin, push button for wishing floor. If the cabin should enter more persons, each one should press a number of wishing floor. Driving is then going alphabetically by national order. In a Bangkok drycleaners: Drop your trousers here for best results. In a Japanese hotel: You are invited to take advantage of the chambermaid. In an Austrian hotel catering to skiers: Not to perambulate the corridors during the hours of repose in the boots of Ascension. In a Yugoslav hotel: The flattening of underwear with pleasure is the job of the chambermaid. On the menu of a Swiss restaurant: Our wines leave you nothing to hope for. On the menu of a Polish hotel: Salad a firm's own make; limpid red beet soup with cheesy dumplings in the form of a finger; roasted duck let loose; beef rashers beaten up in the country people's fashion. Outside a Hong Kong tailor's shop: Ladies may have a fit upstairs. Outside a Paris dress shop: Dresses for street walking. 
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