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Lost old man
When I went to lunch today, I noticed this elderly man about 75 to 80 years old sitting on a bench near the shopping centre sobbing his eyes out. I stopped and asked him what was wrong. He said, 'I have a 22year-old wife at home. She makes love to me every morning and then gets up and makes me pancakes, sausage, fresh fruit and freshly brewed coffee.' I said, 'Well, then why are you crying?' He said, 'She makes me homemade soup for lunch and my favorite brownies and then makes love to me half the afternoon.' I asked again, 'So why are you crying?' He continued, 'For dinner she makes me a gourmet meal with wine and my favorite dessert and then makes love to me until midnight.' I said, 'Well, why in the world would you be crying?' He answered, 'I can't remember where I live.' 
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