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Alaskan Drunk Goes F

A drunk guy in Alaska decides to go ice fishing. So he packs up his stuff and goes out onto the ice.
He starts sawing a hole in the ice, and a loud booming voice says, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THAT ICE!"
The drunk looks up, ignores it, and continues on. The voice repeats, "YOU WILL FIND NO FISH UNDER THE ICE."


The drunk looks up and says, "God? Is this God trying to warn me?"


The voice says "NO, I'M THE MANAGER OF THIS ICE RINK."

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