A man walked into a bar on a slow night and sat down. After a few minutes, the bartender asked him if he wanted a drink, and he said No thanks, I don't drink, I tried it once but I didn`t like it! So the bartender said, Well would you like a cigarette, but the man said No, I don't smoke, I tried it once but I didn`t like it! The bartender asked him if he'd like to play a game of pool, and again the man said No I don't like pool, I tried it once but I didn`t like it. As a matter of fact I wouldn`t be here at all, but I'm waiting on my son! The bartender said, Your only son I presume!!
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