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one night i woke up to a bright light.i woke my self up and saw that it was actully an angel.Then a voice broke the silence, 'I am taking you up above the clouds to where the earth is controlled' I gasped'you mean i'm dead?' 'no no not there, you'd go down any way. well anyway just dont ask any questions' then i was flying up and suddenly i was in a massive room all filled with clocks! 'what is this' i asked a voice replied'everyone has a sort of clock that represents their life, everytime you lie the minute hand gos forward a bit you lose 1 minute of your life' 'well who does one belong to up there?' 'oh that one, thats Bill Clintons we use it as a clock'
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