A plane carrying policians crashed in a farmer's field. He buried all those who were in the plane.
Friend came to see the farmer the next day. He asked the farmer if a plane crashed in his field. The farmer said a plane full of politicians did crash in his field.
The friend then asked if there were any survivors. The farmer said, "Some said they were alive, but you know about politicians, you can't believe anything they say, so I buried them."