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Mens personal ads
40-ish... 52 and looking for 25-year-old.
Athletic... sits on the couch and watches sport.
Average looking... unusual hair growth on ears, nose and back.
Educated... will always treat you like an idiot.
Free spirit. . . sleeps with your sister.
Friendship first... as long as friendship involves nudity.
Fun... good with a remote and a six-pack.
Good looking... arrogant.
Honest... pathological liar.
Huggable... overweight, more body hair than a bear.
Likes to cuddle... insecure, overly dependent.
Mature... until you get to know him.
Open-minded... wants to sleep with your sister but she's not interested.
Physically fit.. . I spend a lot of time in front of mirror admiring myself.
Poet... has written on a toilet wall.
Spiritual... once went to church with his grandmother on Easter Sunday.
Stable... occasional stalker, but never arrested.
Thoughtful... says 'please' when demanding a beer.
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