Aarons Jokes

 Joke in Email
Get a daily joke in your Email
It's FREE

Discount Prescription Drugs Online
Tramadol
Ortho TriCyclen
Acyclovir
Valtrex
Cialis
Levitra
Viagra
Fioricet
Ultram
Ultracet
Soma
Zithromax
Amoxicillin
Tamiflu

 Joke Search

 
 Jokes | All Jokes
Pulled Over

A cop pulls over a car that's been swerving across the lanes of a road.

"Get out of the car, please."

"But I'm not drunk, officer!" "Listen, it doesn't matter if you're drunk or not. If you don't get out of this car, I'll arrest you anyway."

"Fine," says the man and gets out of the car.

"Okay, now walk this yellow line."

The man looks at the line.

"Which one of them do I walk on?"

Rate this joke
<<< Previous joke  Next joke >>>
joke 1682  joke 1684
 

 Joke Categories
100% true stories | adult | bad taste | bar | bill clinton | blonde jokes | clean | computer | dirty jokes | ethnic | kid | knock knock | lawyer | little jonny | marriage and wedding | men | one liner | redneck | religious | travel-transport | viagra | women | all other jokes

 Other Funny Sites
The Grin Room | Amazing Funny Pics & Jokes | Nu Jokes | Amazing Humor | Top Jokes | All other jokes

 

© 2000-2002 Aarons Jokes a division of ecommerce magic ltd
subscribe-unsubscribe to mailing list | site map




jokes | All other jokes | Nu Jokes site map
2009/1/7 18:12:52