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The 70 Year Old Plas

A seventy year old man is over head and ears in love with a twenty year old girl. But it isn't mutual.

Granny decides to do something about it: fitness, plastic surgery, everything's done to make him look more youthful. And with success, a couple of months later he walks out of the church a married man, holding the hand of his beautiful bride.

Great is his anger when at that time a bus runs over him and kills him.

Furious he walks up to the angel Gabriel at the gate of heaven and says: 'How can you do this to me now that I've finally got what I wanted!' Gabriel laughs painfully and says: 'Sorry man but I just didn't recognize you.'
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