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Your Mama's So O
搬er memory is in black & white! 弒 told her to act her age, and she died! 弒 asked to see her birth certificate, and she handed me a rock! 新he owes Fred Flintstone a food stamp! 彙urassic Park brought back memories! 暗he key on Ben Franklin's kite was to her apartment! 新he has all the apostles in her black book! 新he DJ'd at the Boston Tea Party! 新he needed a walker when Jesus was still in diapers! 新he went to an antique auction and three people bid on her! 新he walked into an antique store and they kept her! 弒've seen stale rasins with less wrinkles! 新he's got hieroglyphics on her driver's license! 搏f she were a car it would be time to roll back her odometer! 新he drove a chariot to high school! 新he took her drivers test on a dinosaur! 新he used to baby-sit Yoda! 暇ultures constantly circle her house! 搏t looks like the Wrinkle Fairy tap-danced on her face! 暗hey ask to check her bags... and she's not carrying any luggage! 
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