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The Restroom

A rather attractive woman goes up to the register in an upscale hamburger establishment. She gestures alluringly to a large man who comes overimmediately. When he arrives, she seductively signals that heshould bring his face close to hers. When he does so, she begins to gentlycaress is cheek, which is slowly turning a crimson red.

"Are you theowner?"

she asks, now softly stroking his face with both hands. Actually,"No" he replies.

"I'm just the manager."

"Can you get him for me? I needto speak to him."

She asks, running her hands up beyond his ears andinto his hair.

"I'm afraid I can't," breathes the manager clearly aroused,"he's in the back doing taxes right now. Is there anything I can do?"

"Yes,there is. I need you to give him a message."

She continues huskily,popping a couple of fingers into his mouth and allowing him to suck themgently.

"Tell him" she says "that there is no toilet paper or hand soap inthe ladies room."

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