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'The word of the day is legs. Let's go back to my place and spread the word...'

'Hey baby, can I tickle your belly button from the inside?'

'I like every bone in your body especially mine... '

'My face is leaving in 15 minutes be on it...'

'Why don't you sit on my face and let me eat my way to your heart?'

'I may not be Fred Flinstone, but I sure can make your bed rock...'

'Is that a mirror in your pants, because I can see myself in them?'

'When does your centerfold come out?'

'So do ya wanna see something really swell?'

'Is your name Gillette? Because you're the best a man can get...'

'You're like Pringles once I pop you, I can't stop you...'

'You have great legs, what time do they open?'

'If you were a car door, I would slam you all night long...'
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