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House Painting

One day, a painter found himself short of help and went to the unemployment office to hire someone for the day.

When he arrived, they didn't have any painters available, but they did have a gynaecologist there. He reluctantly took him along to help.

A couple of weeks later, the painter returned to the unemployment office needing temporary help again. This time there were two painters there, but instead he asked for the gynaecologist again.

The clerk asked, "Why do you want a gynaecologist when we have two professional painters you can take right now?"

He said, "Two weeks ago when I hired the gynaecologist, we arrived at the house and it was locked with nobody home. But I'll be damned if that gynaecologist didn't stick his hand through the mail slot and paint the whole house!!"
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