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Luck in Las Vegas

A guy is down on his luck. He takes his last $500 and goes to Las Vegas.

He has a fantastic run of luck. He stumbles out of the casino and finds a pay phone and calls his wife. "Honey, pack your bags. I just won over a million dollars in Vegas."

His wife say, "That's wonderful. What should I pack for...Europe, the Carribean?"

He says, "I don't care, just be gone when I get home."
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