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Double positive

A linguistics professor was lecturing to his class one day.

"In English," he said, "A double negative forms a positive."

"In some languages, though," he continued, "such as Russian, a double negative is still a negative. However, there is no language wherein a double positive can form a negative."

At that time, a voice from the back of the room piped up, "Yeah, right..."
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