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Car accident

There were three NASCAR fans on their way to a race, when they see an accident on the side of the road so they pull over!

They go to help the victim, but they realize she is naked, so they take off their hats.

The first guy was a Earnhardt fan, and put his hat over her left breast.

The second guy was a Elliot fan, and put it over her right breast!!

The last guy was a Gordon fan, and put his hat over her crotch.

When the police arrived, the officer looks at the girl and goes to evaluate.

He first picks up the Earnhardt hat, puts it back down and writes something down.

He does the same with the Elliot hat.

Then he picks up the Gordon hat and puts it down then picks it up again.

He does this several times until the Gordon fan says, "What are you? Some kind of pervert?"

The officer replies, "No, I just usually find an asshole under one of these hats."
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