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Brazil vs Australia

Brazil can't be bothered playing Australia, so Ronaldinho decides to play on his own, and the rest of the squad goes to the pub. They turn on the TV, and see the score;

Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10') - Australia 0

The Brazilians cheer and go back to partying. A while later they realize the game will be over and turn the TV back on, the score showing;

Brazil 1 (Ronaldinho 10') - Australia 1 (Kewell 89')

The Brazilians are happy, Ronaldinho held Australia to a draw on his own. On returning to the stadium, they find Ronaldinho still in his kit, crying.

"What wrong?" they ask, "You got a draw playing them by yourself.""

"You don't understand," he replies, Ï was sent off after 12 minutes!"
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