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Life bad?

So you think your life is bad?

Just think how the life of an egg is.

You only get laid once.

You only get eaten once.

It takes 4 minutes to get hard and 2 minutes to get soft.

You have to share a box with 11 other guys.

And the only chick who ever sat on your face was...your mother!!
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