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Viagra cut into four
An elderly gentleman went to the local drug store and asked the pharmacist for Viagra. The pharmacist said "That`s no problem. How many do you want?" The man replied, "Just a few, maybe a half dozen, but can you cut each one into four pieces." The pharmacist said, "That`s too small a dose. That won`t get you through sex." The gentleman said, "Oh, that`s all right. I`m past eighty years old, and I don`t even think about sex anymore. I just want it to stick out far enough so I don`t pee on my shoes. 
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