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Long dry spell
A man was in the midst of a long dry spell in Las Vegas. He gambled away all his money and had to borrow a quarter from another gambler just to use the men's room. He found a stall that happened to be open and pocketed the quarter. Believing that his luck had finally changed, he put the quarter into a slot machine and hit the jackpot. He took his winnings to the blackjack table and turned his modest winnings into a million dollars. Wealthy beyond his wildest dreams, he went on the lecture circuit, where he shared his incredible story with others. In every seminar, he would tell his audiences that he would always be eternally grateful to his benefactor and if he ever found the man he would share his fortune with him. After months of speaking, a man in the audience jumped up and said, "I'm that man. I was the one who gave you the quarter." "Yes, I remember you well," responded the lecturer, "but you aren't the one I'm looking for. I'm looking for the guy who left the stall door open!" 
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