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Ossama's wish

While running from American troops, across the desert, Ossama stumbles across an ornate jar.

Curiously he opens it and a beautiful female genie comes out.

"Oh master, thank you for freeing me. I will grant you a wish"

"I don't need any wish from a female,” he said haughtily

This anoys the genie but she insists that he make a wish.

"Oh very well. I want to wakeup in the morning with three American white women."

So the next morning he woke up in bed with Lorena Bobbit, Tanya Harding and Hillary Clinton. His dick was cut off, his legs were broke and he had no medical insurance.
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