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Two fags
There is 2 fags walking down the beach. They are holding hands and kicking the sand with their feet. One happens to kick a lamp that is lying buried in the sand. He pick it up and starts to clean it off. All of a sudden a Genie comes out of the lamp. The Genie says, " Man, I don't believe it. I have stuck in that bottle for 2 thousand years and the first person to come along and find me is a fag. ...I am suppose to give you 3 wishes but I just can't do it. I won't even give you 2. I will give you one wish and that is it. What will it be." The 2 fags are excited about getting their wish but couldn't come up with what they wanted to wish for on such short notice. Fag 1 says," Could you give us just a little time to think about it? I mean one wish we need a little time." The Genie looks down and says, "Alright you can take as long as you want but I am not going to stay here until you come up with it. ...I just can't stand the sight of you two. Whenever you make me your mind just wish for it and it will done." At that moment the Genie grabs his bottle and flys off into the sky. Well the two fags decide that they will go back to the motel room and decide on what they will wish for. Once they got back their emotions took over and they starting doing all that fag stuff. Right as they were getting into it, the door of their room gets busted down and 6 men in white sheets come in. They grab the fags and throw a rope around their necks. Fag 1 looks at Fag 2 and says, " You know this might be a good time use our wish." Fag 2 says, "I already made it." Fag 1 " What the hell did you wish for?" Fag 2 " Well, I wish that we were hung like two niggers." 
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