Bartender looks down to the end of the bar and sees a guy with his head down who hasn't touched his drink for over a half an hour. He heads over to talk to him. "Hey pal, is something wrong?"
"Yeah,... I'm really depressed"
"Why, what's the matter?"
"I caught my wife in bed with my best friend"
"Wow, that's horrible. What did you do?"
"I kicked her out of the house, sent her packing it's over"
"That's pretty drastic, what did you do to your best friend?"