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Newspaper Headlines
1. Include Your Children When Baking Cookies
2. Something Went Wrong In Jet Crash, Expert Says
3. Police Begin Campaign To Run Down Jaywalkers
4. Safety Experts Say School Bus Passengers Should Be Belted
5. Drunk Gets Nine Months In Violin Case
6. Survivor Of Siamese Twins Joins Parents
7. Iraqi Head Seeks Arms
8. British Left Waffles On Falkland Islands
9. Eye Drops Off Shelf
10. Teachers Strike Idle Kids
11. Enraged Cow Injures Farmer With Ax
12. Plane Too Close To Ground, Crash Probe Told
13. Miners Refuse To Work After Death
14. Juvenile Court To Try Shooting Defendant
15. Stolen Painting Found By Tree
16. Two Sisters Reunited After 18 Years In Checkout Line
17. Killer Sentenced To Die For Second Time In 10 Years
18. War Dims Hope For Peace
19. If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last A While
20. Cold Wave Linked To Temperatures
21. Deer Kill 17,000
22. Enfields Couple Slain, Police Suspect Homicide
23. Red Tape Holds Up New Bridge
24. Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
25. Man Struck By Lightning Faces Battery Charge
26. New Study Of Obesity Looks For Larger Test Group
27. Astronaut Takes Blame For Gas In Spacecraft
28. Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
29. Chef Throws His Heart In Helping Feed Needy
30. Arson Suspect Held In Massachusetts Fire
31. Ban On Soliciting Dead In Trotwood
32. Local High School Dropout Cuts In Half
33. New Vaccine May Contain Rabies
34. Hospitals Are Sued By 7 Foot Doctors
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