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Learn from dogs
THINGS WE CAN LEARN FROM A DOG Never pass up the opportunity to go for a joyride. When loved ones come home, always run to greet them. When it's in your best interest, practice obedience. Take naps and stretch before rising. When someone is having a bad day, be silent, sit close by and nuzzle them gently. Thrive on attention and let people touch you. Avoid biting when a simple growl will do. On hot days, drink lots of water and lay under a shady tree. No matter how often you're scolded, don't buy into the guilt thing and pout -- run right back and make friends. Delight in the simple joy of a long walk. 
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