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Buba and Bo were driving down the road one day and Bo said "Buba, Let's stop at that filling station over on the loop. I've heard some thing about it and want to see if it's true." Buba say's "O.K.", and they head for the station. When they pull up to the pumps, there is a card on top of the pump that say's: Free Sex With Fill-Up "That's what I've heard- Let's fill up Buba", Bo say's. Buba say's "O.K". and they fill-up and go into the station. Bo tells the man behind the counter. "I want my free sex- we filled up!" "It's not quite that simple" the man behind the counter say's. "You have to pick a number between one and ten." Bo say's "O.K.- er - seven." "Nope, that's not the number- sorry." The man says. At that time, Buba chimes in- "Hey- I want to play, it was my truck we filled up!" "O.K.- pick a number between one and ten." the man behind the counter says. Buba thinks for a minute and says "O.K.- er- three." "Sorry- that's not the number. Better luck next time." As Buba and Bo are driving off, Buba looks at Bo and says, " I think that game is rigged. No matter what number we choose, he is just going to say "Sorry, wrong number." "No, it's for real." Bo replies. "My wife stopped by here twice last week and she won both times." 
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