Aarons Jokes

 Joke in Email
Get a daily joke in your Email
It's FREE

Discount Prescription Drugs Online
Tramadol
Ortho TriCyclen
Acyclovir
Valtrex
Cialis
Levitra
Viagra
Fioricet
Ultram
Ultracet
Soma
Zithromax
Amoxicillin
Tamiflu

 Joke Search

 
 Jokes | All Jokes
Noah's Ark

All I really need to know about Life, I learned from Noah's Ark:

1. Don't miss the boat.

2. Don't forget we're all in the same boat.

3. Plan ahead-it wasn't raining when Noah built the ark.

4. Stay fit-when you're 600 years old someone might ask you to do something really big.

5. Don't listen to critics, just get on with what has to be done.

6. For safety's sake travel in pairs.

7. Two heads are better than one.

8. Build your future on high ground.

9. Speed isn't always an advantage, after all, the snails were on the same ark with the cheetahs.

10. When you're stressed, float awhile.

11. Remember the ark was built by amateurs; the Titanic was built by professionals.

12. Remember that the woodpeckers inside are a larger threat than the storm outside.

13. No matter what the storm, when God is with you, there's a rainbow waiting.

Rate this joke
<<< Previous joke  Next joke >>>
joke 10624  joke 10626
 

 Joke Categories
100% true stories | adult | bad taste | bar | bill clinton | blonde jokes | clean | computer | dirty jokes | ethnic | kid | knock knock | lawyer | little jonny | marriage and wedding | men | one liner | redneck | religious | travel-transport | viagra | women | all other jokes

 Other Funny Sites
The Grin Room | Amazing Funny Pics & Jokes | Nu Jokes | Amazing Humor | Top Jokes | Religious jokes

 

© 2000-2002 Aarons Jokes a division of ecommerce magic ltd
subscribe-unsubscribe to mailing list | site map




jokes | Religious jokes | Nu Jokes site map
2009/1/8 16:52:52