The teacher in a Redneck school asked a little girl if she was going to the fair. "No, I ain't going," was the reply.
The teacher corrected the child: "You must not say, 'I ain't going,' you must say, 'I am not going.'
"And she added to impress the point: "I am not going. He is not going. We are not going. You are not going. They are not going. Now, dear, can you say all that?"