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Santa one liners

1. Hey Babe, when was the last time you did it in a sleigh?

2. Wanna see my 12-inch elf?

3. I`ve got something special in the sack for you!

4. Ever make it with a fat guy with a whip?

5. I know when you've been bad or good ... so let's skip the small talk, sister!

6. Some of my best toys run on batteries.

7. Interested in seeing the North Pole? Well, that's what the Mrs. calls it!

8. I see you when you're sleeping ... and you don't wear any underwear, do you?

9. Screw the "nice" list... I've got you on my "naughty" list!

10. Wanna join the "Mile High" club?

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