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stupid questions

I just love to fill out stupid questions on forms with equally
stupid answers. Thought I'd share a few that were emailed to me:

Form: Length of Residence...
Answer: 73 feet

Form: Are you a leader or a follower ?
Answer: A leader, but w/o many followers

Form: Reason for requesting employment
Answer: Money

Form: Pet Aversions
Answer: None, I love animals

Form: Beneficiary
Answer: Wife
Form: Relationship
Answer: Strained

Form: Purpose of withdraw
Answer: Get money to spend

Form: Person to notify in Case of Accident
Answer: Anyone in sight

Form: Number of passengers in vehicle during accident
Answer: Three
Form: Disposition of passengers
Answer: Mad as Hell !

Form: Number of employees in your office, broken down by sex
Answer: None that I know of, Liquor a much larger problem

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