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A glass of water
A small boy is sent to bed by his father.
Five minutes later: "Da-ad-dee..."
"What?"
"Can you bring me a drink of water?"
"No. You had your chance. Lights out."
Five minutes later: "Da-aaaad-deee..."
"WHAT?"
"I'm THIRSTY. Can I you bring me a drink of water?"
"I told you NO! If you ask again, I'll have to spank you!"
Five minutes later: "Daaaa-aaaad-deeee..."
"WHAT?!"
"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?"
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