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Dear God letters
Dear God: I didn't think orange went with purple until I saw the sunset You made on Tuesday. That was cool! - Eugene Dear God: Did You mean for the giraffe to look like that or was it an accident? - Norma Dear God: I went to this wedding and they kissed right in church. Is that okay? - Katy Dear God: Thank you for my baby brother, but what I prayed for was a puppy. - Alex Dear God: It rained for our whole vacation and is my father mad! He said some things about You that people are not supposed to say, but I hope You will not hurt him anyway. - Your friend (but I am not going to tell you who I am) Dear God: Please send me a pony. I never asked for anything before. You can look it up. - Ryan Dear God: If we come back as something, please don't let me be Jennifer Horton, because I hate her. - John Dear God: I want to be just like my daddy when I get big, but not with so much hair all over. - Sam Dear God: I think about You sometimes, even when I'm not praying. - Elliott Dear God: I bet it is very hard for You to love all the people in the world. There are only four people in our family and I can never do it. - George Dear God: Of all the people who worked for You, I like Noah and David the best. - Michael Dear God: My brothers told me about being born, but it doesn't sound right. They are just kidding, aren't they? - Christopher Dear God: If You watch me in church Sunday, I'll show You my new shoes. - Cathy Dear God: We read Thomas Edison made light. But in Sunday school, we learned that You did it. So I bet he stole Your idea. - Sincerely, Courtney Dear God: I do not think anybody could be a better God. Well, I just want You to know that I am not just saying this because You are God already. - Charles 
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