|
Discount Prescription Drugs Online Tramadol Ortho TriCyclen Acyclovir Valtrex Cialis Levitra Viagra Fioricet Ultram Ultracet Soma Zithromax Amoxicillin Tamiflu |
| Jokes | All Jokes |
|
Chapter 11
Two old friends met one day after many years. One attended college, and was very successful. The other had not gone to college and never had much ambition. The successful one asked, "How has everything been going with you?" "Well, one day I opened the Bible at random, and dropped my finger on a word and it was oil. So, I invested in oil, and boy, did the oil wells gush. Then, another day I dropped my finger on another word and it was gold. So, I invested in gold and those mines really produced. Now, I'm as rich as Rockefeller." The successful friend was so impressed that he rushed to his hotel, grabbed a Gideon Bible, flipped it open, and dropped his finger on a page. He opened his eyes and his finger rested on the heading "Chapter Eleven*." *Chapter 11 is part of the US bankruptcy code 
<<< Previous joke Next joke >>> joke 10039 joke 10041 |